Allow Me to quote from the unwritten western
bible.
Jesus said, Where have ye laid him? They said unto him, Lord, come and see.
[35] He was so worried Lazarus was gone for good, Jesus wept. John 11:34-35
(NWMT)
And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying,
Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth,
neither carest thou for any man : for thou regardest not the person of men. [17]
Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar,
or not? [18] But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and being very worried they
were about to beat him, used American wisdom and plead the 5th amendment, and
left crying, Why are you doing this to me? Matthew 22:16-18 (NWMT)
Therefore I say unto you, You need to be worried for your life, what ye
shall eat, and what ye shall drink; and also for your body, what ye shall put
on. Life is all about meat, and the clothes you wear? [26] Behold the fowls of
the air: they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your
heavenly Father feedeth them. But ye are not nearly as valuable as they are, not
a single one of them has ever been aborted and thrown in a garbage can, if you
are wise you will stop praying and go to the social services" Matthew 6:25-26
(NWMT)
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast,
and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and
follow me. [22] But when the young man heard that saying, he went away
sorrowful: for he had great possessions. [23] Then said Jesus unto his
disciples, Go get him, I go back to the old covenant for him! Verily I say unto
you, a little money is better than nothing, see if he is willing to come up with
10% of his income. One offering from this dude, equals a thousand widows. Jesus
being worried about the heat bills, thought to himself, right now I can hardly
pay My staff, this rich guy is badly needed to pay the heat bills. Matthew
19:21-23 (NWMT)
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abed-nego, answered and said to the king, O
Nebuchadnezzar, we are worried sick over how to answer thee in this matter. [17]
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery
furnace, and he can deliver us out of thine hand, O king. [18] But if not, be it
known unto thee, we are willing to negotiate, we don't want to burn, O king. Is
it possible we can add your gods, into our worship services? If we promise to
honor the gay marriage law which thou hast set up, will you drop the furnace
idea? Please, please oh king, and we promise we will keep our mouths shut about
the millions of babies you are murdering. If necessary we will rewrite our whole
bible to satisfy the IRS, just not the furnace, PLEASE " Daniel 3:16-18
(NWMT)
Did you know the word worry is not in the bible, the word worry is always
translated fear or fearful! So let Me switch it to worry in just one verse!
"But those that worry, and unbelieving, and the
abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and
all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and
brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8 (KJV)
Please, please, think twice before you decide to worry again! You say it's
only human, but in the kingdom, We say, it's an insult and a slap in the face to
a never failing God!
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